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I paid a lot of money to get my bandage removed

It was a rip off

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2. I had $20 after buying my new gun. The Holster was going to cost $40

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3. What do you call a chaperone at a barn dance?

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4. Why do you never want to ask a cow for directions?

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5. Reaching the end of a job interview, the HR asks ...

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6. Life is like Diarrhea

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They share their prophets.

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